September 8, 2007 7:10 PM
Wisdom From Saul Turteltaub
Wisdom learned from a hospital stay: Warm food that is served cold, is tastier than cold food served warm.What is better about being a pigeon than a human being? It is that, if a pidgeon decides to commit suicide by jumping off a building, and changes his mind half way down he can always get out of it.
The optimist says "Tomorrow will be better." The pessimist says, "Tomorrow????"
You know you need a hearing aid when the last silent movie you saw was Spiderman.
Shouldn't we replace our elected officials with the people they defeated when the winner's approval rating drops below the approval rating of the defeated candidate? [9/07]