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There are 31,557,000 seconds and 525,950 minutes in a year.

Average number of people airborne over the US in any given hour - 61,000

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Money can't buy you happiness, but it does bring you a very pleasant form of misery - Spike Milligan

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it - W.C. Fields

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere - Billy Crystal

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of misprint. - Mark Twain

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. - Bob Hope

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