June 29, 2008 8:56 AM
Wisdom From Saul Turteltaub
Is this George Bush's second term or was he left back for failing the first term?I don't understand how I can lie awake for three hours in the middle of the night trying to sleep in a large king-sized bed in a quiet room, and then sit in a straightback, uncomfortable barber's chair in a noisy barber shop, with the barber buzzing around my head with an electric razor, using his scissors hither and yon, and falling sound asleep.
How would you like to be touring the Antarctic and come face to face with the polar bear you saved?
